Saturday, August 15, 2009

Private Day

Ye dekh chotu…..ye flag hai, yeh bechneka aur bolneka happy independence day! Kya bolega? …acha tum log bolo vande mataram. Aur aagar sham tak sab log ne yeh zanda nahi becha to tum log ki pared lega rasul bhai…..chalo niklo….. harami log.

E yeh inden day kya hota hai re lucky?
are wo na jab apna bapu ne India ko freedom diya thana…voich din.
freedom bole to?
....are matlab private re……abhi aagar apne ko reheman bhai ne chod diya aur apun agar roz ye bhik mangne ke bajaye who sala carwalo jaisa school jane laga to apan free ho gaya…..
matlab sala ye car me ghum raha chokra log ko bapu ne private kar diya….to sala apun ko kyo nahi re kiya……

Are mamu tu samaz nahi rella hai…..un log ke pas car hai, paisa hai, tu bapu ko kya dega freedom ke badleme……? Chal sale jyada khopdi mat chala abhi …..signal ka tem ho gaya he…..chal

Sahb Zanda lo na….vande mataram…..sahab do rupe ka ek…sahib le lo na....e chal e phut idharse….sala harami ki aulad…… the cars sped by, filled with neatly dressed children going to school for flag hosting. The president addressed the nation and talked about the glorious past of India for the last 62 years. ‘India Celebrates 63rd Independence Day’ Raju sold the Times with the headline!

E chotu vadapav nahi khaneka hai kya tereko?....udhar kidhar ja rela hai?
Lucky tu ja….mein thoda tem me aata hai…..

The evening crowd was low today. Everybody seemed to enjoy the public holiday and the weekend with the family in a safer environment of home. The threat of viral yet bothered citizen. Sea shores were less filled and roadside eateries less occupied. The foodies had to control their demanding tongues. Masked people roamed around and chotu thought all of them must be doctors. But he couldn’t understand how such small children can be doctors…..today he had his answer. They were private.

Bapu….apan ne aaj ke din mein etnaich paisa kamaya…..par tum ye flag rakhlo…apan rasul bhai se thoda mar kha lega….par apan ko bhi private bana do. Bapu please ha kya….the boy turned and ran away, thinking of various reasons to tell rasul how he lost his money and flags. The policewala seemed to be the most acceptable answer.

The Mahatma on the ten rupee note was laughing at Mr. Mohandas standing with a stick in hand unable to look at the note at his own feet…but guiding the people to march forward. His entire fight for freedom was bundled up in that ten rupee note lying at his own feet and he was the authorized retailer of the freedom or private to be more precise.

3 comments:

  1. I'm sorry. i didn't understand the last part.

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  2. well....its difficult to explain it....but basically its about the freedom fight of the gr8 leader and how today's BPL public and kids are untouched and unaffected by it!

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